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星期日, 二月 05, 2006

 

Footnotes of Hugh Hibley

7* of the top 10 footnotes of authority from Hugh Hibley:


7. Boyd K Pucker, Raising the Blood Pressure Bar, Little Factory Outlet Publishing, Salt Lake City, P.P. 188/90. This bald no nonsense work is the kind of personal and compassionate advice that readers have come to expect from Mr. Pucker. Addressing young people every where that are becoming of age and trying to get a hold of themselves and find their natural sexual identity in this naked world, Boyd brings the wisdom of personal experience to the table in a way not seen since the days of P. Dunn.

6. Paul H. Dumb, Integrity and other living examples of the Godspell and the fullness thereof, The Church of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Snakes Publishing and Clearing House, Salt Lake City, Ut. P.P. 1-134. In the inspiring fashion that is so typical of Paul, he explains and exemplifies the plain and simple truths of the churches everlasting doctrines in the honest down to earth manner that only he can embody.

5. Bruce R. McDonkey, The spiritual nature of love, kindness and acceptance of all beings within the fluid embrace of the doctrine of Moron in the book of Ether, Curelom and Camelot Publishing, Salt Lake City, Ut. P.P. 69-666. Inspite of a reputation for flowery metaphors and pastoral analogies, Bruce is able to eventually home in on the real meanings expressed by the latter day understanding of the sentiments found in the teachings of faith in the master and savior himself - Joseph Smith. If it's perfection you are looking for, it's between the pages of this book as sure as it was between the sheets of the holy bed of the one and only most perfect and true flaming sword threatened prophet of these latter days.

4. Jared, Brother O., Divine navigational techniques of airtight submersible experimental watercraft, Smith Family and Whitney Bros. Publishing, Vt,Ny,Oh,Mo,Ill. 1830-38 pp. XXIIV-VIIX. This is the manual for all intrepid explorers to orient and discover any and every corner of our round world. A person will grow closer to a full understanding with this volumn than with any other known work concerning a journey of lost tribes.

3. Younger, Alma T., Stripping the warriors and calling the repainters, Spaulding, Smith, Smith, Harris and Whitney Publishing. Nauvou, Ill. 1842, pp. 234-9 The perfect companion set for anyone one interested in macho-dude like tribalism and He-man self-righteousness. It has been said that this is the original inspiration of the united order of brick painters.

2. Moroni, T. Angel, Psychological reaffirmations of self awareness within the scope of gladiator mind control techniques. Smith, Rigdon, and Harris Inc. Publishing. Jackson Co, Mo. 1833, pp. 520-522 The real deal ! One hundred percent verified self testing for every human being. Apply this simple exam to anyone and find out exactly their level of sincerity or their Spiritual Quotient (SQ - in professional circles).

1. Lehison, Nephi, Oriental horticulture, husbandry and metalurgy and occidental landscape design and developement. Spalding, Smith, Rigdon, Smith, Harris, Smith and Associates Publishing and Distribution services, Ny,Pa,Oh,Ill. 1828-1842 pp. 1-522 Everything you ever wanted to know about everything and more. From the start to the end and in the middle, you will find it here. As has been often acclaimed this is the most perfect of books. It's the new and improved version - the latest upgrade with the most current of information. You need no other book in your library. More cannot be said.

* Disclaimer: I don't know what happened to the other 3 of 10.